Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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