First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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