I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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