His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Randomize
