ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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