Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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