why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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