Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am mentally ready for anal.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
