I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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