I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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