I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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