I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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