you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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