You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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