Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
