no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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