Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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