i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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