Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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