we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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