You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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