God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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