oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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