erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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