I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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