And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
