How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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