Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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