her vagine was all disorganized.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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