Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i think my cat just said my name.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
