So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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