Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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