She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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