ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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