Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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