Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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