Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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