I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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