Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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