ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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