You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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