i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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