I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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