turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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