after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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