everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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