im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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