I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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