You're so nebulous sometimes
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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