Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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