apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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