i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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