She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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