question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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