you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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