The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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