You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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