If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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